Clash of the Cringles

Clash of the Cringles

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town

A pack of Jolly old Saint Nicks was throwing down.

With slaps to the head and hooks to the body,

These combative Cringles were being quite naughty.

Their clinching was hampered by snow and ice all around,

But there was still plenty of Yuletide ground and pound…